it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
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