so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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