I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Did you pee in the oven last night??
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Randomize
