It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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