Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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