yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I don't think brook has ever known best
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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