Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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