we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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