I must be too annoying 4 u.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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