Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
