If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
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