He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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