Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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