thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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