Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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