it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
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