i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
You were trust falling into bushes
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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