I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
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