no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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