Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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