Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
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