3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
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