He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
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