so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
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