It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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