so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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