what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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