My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I touched a dick in church today
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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