woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
Shame - the story of my life.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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