My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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