If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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