I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
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