Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
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