I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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