ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
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