I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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