i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
my liver is dry heaving
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
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