Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
I'm really busy with my period
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