she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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