I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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