just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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