YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
Randomize
