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week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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