the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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