he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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