why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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