Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Randomize
