a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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