My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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