your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
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