why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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